What type of Linux users are you?

I just found this funny picture about the descriptions for various types of Linux user on this blog:

Personally, Im having 2 laptops that run Linux Mint 13 and Fuduntu, 1 netbook that runs Arch and 1 desktop with SolusOS. But I think I look better than the guy in the #2 pic :D.

How about you? Which distro(s) you are using? And do you think the picture above describes you to the tee :D?
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